Pugs, I really enjoy your spirit and zany anecdotes, but I have to call you out on a couple things that have surfaced in this game thread that have me shaking my head and has ever so slightly tarnished the shiny luster you usually exude.
First, did Gant literally take a Toro lawn mower out onto the field and chop up three Pirate batters into tiny bloody bits? IF he did, I’m a little surprised they allowed him to stay in the game and that the deceased Pirates were not faster than your standard ball player pushing a lawn mower, although Gant was used as a pinch runner the other night, so I suppose it is possible. However, I suspect you simply misused the word, please do your part to help those in our society that continually insist upon misusing this word, including my children.
Second, what self respecting Cardinal guru abandons his beloved birds for “Big Brother”?!?!?!?!?!?
That is all I had to say, I look forward to reading your posts in the future, it has been great reading your posts this season, it is always nice to have some humor mixed in with my Cardinals obsession.