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WTG KOLTON
WTG Dexter
You know what I noticed last night? When I watch the hitters they seem to have the same approach/swing regardless of the situation. Ozuna, Bader, Tommy, Carp and Goldy: swinging from the heels with runners on 2nd and 3rd with no outs. Is there a fine for shortening up?
I also notice that JMart can’t hit spit like before, BA of .260. If he can’t hit why is he still on the team?
“Up 1-0, Goldy gets a rbi double!”
I’m knocked over by a Feather!
1. Pitch inexperienced pitchers with ERA over 6.00
2. Give up lead off double
3. Two down the middle and one in the dirtVery astute observations, I must say.
1. Blame scouts for having no book on ’em
2. Easy fix: drill lead off man
3. Order Carp, O’Neale and Bader to swing at every 1st and 2nd pitch.
I hope youse guys appreciate the sacrifice I’m making tonite for the team (not as big as Rats going to bum bleep Egypt)
I took the night off because we always win when I do that. So relax and enjoy the carnage.
I think it’s safe to eliminate the Brews now that the MVP is kneecapped. Tough break. Bellanger will win it now.
Didn’t a guy named Joel Horlen play for us? Pitcher (I think)
Very interesting article. We have the lowest team BA of any contender, score the fewest runs but defense and pitching is doing it.
Carter, does 4 hours south work?
Not if by foot
Based on my 1-9 record of being at games this year, it’s probably a good thing I will be far, far out of town!!
Your sacrifice is greatly appreciated, Chi-Card. Um….might I suggest Indiana?
My late night snack tonight is a chicken fritter sammich with lettuce and mayo, probably another chocolate shake, and a cigar while I watch Barnaby Jones late tonight.
r/Esteemed Rat
Tell me, Rat: did you ever watch Mannix reruns?
people who eat squash & seaweed sticks don’t live longer…it just seems longer
Never ate either of those things, Shake and Bake (read the ingredients list on your S&B package)
It’s not wise to eat anything with chemical names of stuff you know nothing about…doncha think?
Dinner for me will be homemade chicken fingers, potatoes roasted on the grill and green beans from the garden
My name is Carter Le Grand and I approve this meal
Hey Carter…..maybe you should put down the squash & seaweed sticks tonight and live a little. Have a steak or pizza!
I want to live a little longer so I don’t eat gobbich.

My lesser half has sort of a north of the border din-din medley planned tonight, Wooster. Leading off with some Canadian appetizer cold water prawns. Then on deck she has Maple-balsamic Salmon fillets. Then it looks like some sort of rice concoction with broccoli…..then for dessert, Baked Alaska . How about you, Wooster?
Except for the Alaska sounds like a nutritious meal

Come on Carlos!!!
Jack picked off again?????
Ozuna gets a safety!
Anybody else think Tommy Edman reminds them of Tommy Herr?
r/Esteemed Rat
Hmmm….it’s been so long. Gonna go to You Tube and see if I can find some Herr highlights. I wonder why Herr is a forgotten Card? He’s never at the functions.
DeJong is an enigma. I watch his face as he bats and his reactions in the dugout. Unless there is an eruption of emotion from his mates his affect is flat, deadpan.
He doesn’t argue with umps. His gaze is unfocused when not at bat. I’ve been watching him closely for a while and I think I have the answer: Paul DeJong is a robot.
What we need Carpenter to start doing that again
Perfect role for him. Pinch hit in low leverage situations and if he gets on replace him for a pinch runner so he can’t run us out of an inning.
hopefully you gents have enough room for one more game threader.
Pugs, there’s always room for one more…even one pushing maximum density.
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